- 1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
- 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
- 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
- 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
My mom just told me that the extended family decided not to give any gifts to anyone over the age of 18 this year because everyone’s tight on money but I’m literally the only kid over the age of 18 so this was specifically decided with me in mind and I’m putting rat poison in the Christmas ham